if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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