she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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