I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just had sex on a roof
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