Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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