I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
