STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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