Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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