just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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