I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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