Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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