found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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