Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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