Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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