i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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