please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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