Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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