what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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