At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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