It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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