i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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