hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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