i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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