Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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