I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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