Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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