I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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