i don't like sucking hair
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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