i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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