i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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