Soap is not a condiment
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Someone came in the potted fern
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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