It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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