The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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