I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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