I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
No subtext here. People are naked.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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