hotel room ftw
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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