i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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