Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Enjoy the penises
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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