I hope mine doesn't look like that
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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