so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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