so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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