Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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