im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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