found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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