you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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