Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
last night I used snow as a chaser
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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