You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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