ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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