My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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