There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
look no pants
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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