I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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