doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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