is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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