I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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